Sunday, October 14, 2007

IND-AUS humour.... Indian Team Talks....read comments too

INDIAN TEAM MEATING BEFORE THE 6TH ODI.

DHONI; SEE GUYS WE HAVE ONLY TWO MATCHES LEFT TO LOOSE AFTER THAT WE WILL PLAY AGAINS PAKISTAN AND HOPE TO WIN AGAINS THEM. EVERYBODY WILL FORGET WHATEVER WILL HAPPE IN THIS SERIES.

DRAVID: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PLACE.

DHONI : DO NOT WORRY. I AM IN TALK WITH PONTING. HE WILL LET YOU SCORE FIFTY IN 6TH MATCH. JUST WE ALL HAVE TO LOOSE THE MATCH.

UTHAPPA. I AM ALSO UNDER PRESSURE.


DHONI: DO NOT WORRY. NEXT TIME GET YOURSELF RUNOUT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT IT IS MISTAKE OF YOUR PARTNER, SEE GANGULY\'S EXAMPLE HOW WELL HE GOT OUT ACCORDING TO MY PLAN.

ROHIT SHARMA: WILL I GET ANY OTHER CHANCE TO PLAY.

DHONI: OH NO MATE. YOU HAVE A LOT OF YEARS TO EARN. YOU ARE ONLY 21. LET THESE OLDIES EARN SOME MORE. ONLY GOD KNOWS FOR HOW LONG THEY WILL PLAY.

ZAHIR,RP,HARBHAJAN,KARTHIK: WE ARE NOT GETTING WICKETS AND PEOPLE ARE ACCUSING ALL OF US FOR LOSS AGAINST AUSSIES.

DHONI : THAT IS WHY I KEEP ROTATING YOU SO THAT IN EVERY MATCH DIFFRENT BOWLERS ARE BLAMED FOR THE LOSS. PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT SOME BAD PERFORMANCES AFTER SOME MATCHES. SEE I WILL BRING BACK AGARKAR ALSO IN NEXT PAK SERIES. PAWAR UNCLE NE BOLA HAI.

SACHIN: I DONOT KNOW WHY EVERYBODY IS CRITISIZIN ME FOR THE LOSSES.

DHONI. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE IN THE TEAM MATE. IT IS SO GOOD FOR US. IF YOU WIN THE GAME FOR US THAT IS VERY GOOD. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT WIN THE GAME FOR US. PEOPLE ONLY BLAME YOU FOR LOOSING.